Man of Constant Sorrow

In the small town of Mission, South Dakota (good luck finding this place on a map) is the CaseIH dealership, Assman Implement. Though pronounced "Oz-men" one can't help but to pronounce it as its clearly spelled. The people that own this dealership, the Assman's or is it Assmen...are truly good people and this post is by no means a knock on their last name. I just wonder what it's like at the restaurant when they are called for their table or worse when they are needed at the white courtesy phone at the airport. On the bright side, Seinfeld and the associated humor has yet to catch on in Mission, South Dakota, so for the time being the jokes are kept to a minimum.